Last night, after a wonderfully quiet evening of watching Halloween (because the holiday is fast approaching), I took the dog outside for "last call". His potty spot is an island behind the parking lot at the rear of the townhouse row. (Please forgive the crude graphic reference.) Anyway, the dog's doi
ng his business, and I'm loitering in the parking lot. As this neighborhood has one way in and out, and as I've meet the neighbors in five of the six townhouses, I feel very comfortable, even though it's kind of dark. So, I'm waiting for the dog to finish, glancing around, when my eyes are attracted to a bright light coming from George & Judy's second floor. Kind of like a moth is drawn to a light bulb or the bug zappers. I notice that the blinds aren't closed, which is why it's so bright. Then George walks across the room.... BUTT NAKED!!!!!!!!!! And PAUSED right in front of the window!!!!!!!!! FULL FRONTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, let me say that I am not offended by naked men walking around their own home. I realize that particular bedroom does not face the street, and usually there aren't many people loitering in the parking lot at 10pm on a Monday night. However, if you intend to walk around naked, at least close the damn blinds!! Especially if you're my over-60 neighbor!! I "eeked" (not a full-fledged scream but a small, horrified noise), begged the dog to hurry up and ran back into the house. I doubt George was aware of my unintended intrusion, considering he waved and said hello when I pulled in after work today. I averted my eyes, waved shortly, and almost ran into my trash and recycling receptacles. I will never be able to look at that man again without seeing the after-image of his genitalia burned into my mind's eye.
